It has been several months since we at howfreshisthisguy.com, the on line division of How Fresh Is This Guy, Ltd., have written to our supporters with news of our progress. Some detractors might interpret this sparse communication as an indication that there has not been any progress, but Friends -- this could not be further from the truth.

Since the last time we spoke, the number of FreshGuys™ featured on our site has increased an astounding 900,000%. Page views have increased an ever more mind-boggling 1,947,032%. More importantly, however, we have been trying to grow intelligently, so as to better serve the needs of our users and the concerns of our shareholders. Our processes, many of which have been developed specifically for our site, have been streamlined and optimized for maximum efficiency, without sacrificing the quality that we've all come to appreciate.

Nevertheless, we are all aware of various changes in the timbre of the markets in general, and in our sector specifically. How Fresh Is This Guy, Ltd. has been quick to react to these changes, and although it meant parting with some of our most amusing office personalities, we are satisfied that we have become a leaner -- but not meaner -- organization.

Much of our progress in the last quarter has been the result of the unparalleled effort of our new Vice President of Business Development, Mr. I. Ron Blanco. Mr. Blanco comes to us from his previous position as Director of Security for Medellin Research, a major pharmaceutical interest in Colombia. He earned an undergraduate degree in Theology from Loyola College.

We look forward to a most prosperous and productive quarter.

Exelsior!
How Fresh Is This Guy, Ltd.