Posted by Shekira on December 22, 2000 at 18:34:42:
I can't believe that I know the Long Hair Dude! Well, not personally, but I spent most of my highschool years working at the mall. Day after day, The Long Haired Dude would show up from open to close, walking laps around and around the mall. Rumors sprouted as to why he did it: Some said that he was simply "mall walking." The most famous story is that he was a homosexual and he was there trying to pick up men. I never once saw him walking with anyone else. He also walked with a unprecidented speed and strange spring in his step. Why does he walk day after day??? No one knows!!! His web site doesn't even mention that he is at the mall every single day since the dawn of time. He is the ultimate Mall Rat. The funny thing is, he also refers to himself as the long haired dude. Until now, I kinda thought he was homeless. Zowie. Small world!